I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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