do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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