I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
You pole danced in your parka.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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