quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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