just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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