he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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