found the other keg... it's in the tree
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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