did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
porn star boner night. come get it.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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