She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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