He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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