i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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