yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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