Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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