Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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