Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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