She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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