what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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