I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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