ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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