stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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