My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
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Wipe that smile off your face.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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