You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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