Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I want to fling myself into the sun
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