i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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