this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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