CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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