I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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