Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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