Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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