You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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