Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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