he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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