no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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