Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
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just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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