I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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