It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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