They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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