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Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
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Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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