you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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