I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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