last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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