Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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