Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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