I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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