is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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