didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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