I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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