good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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