North Korea, Best Korea!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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