dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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